Latest Tweets:

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Source: uncooler, via fuckyeahfoodninja)

kingofconeyisland:

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

image

(via brokendildo)

placatory:

"you are trash"

me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via brokendildo)

(Source: wildvampirequeen, via gwenstacyxx)

(Source: lilgivenchyprincess, via brow)

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

(Source: mondegreener, via encourage)

buttify:

i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap

(Source: buttify, via brow)

(Source: tykittaa, via jesuschristvevo)